The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 25, 2019

Hey, that’s true, there are sites on the internet that sell you exams and answers to enter universities and colleges.

All together now. BOOOOOOO!!!

But how much for Base 8?

A parody of the name Alger Hiss?

Nix on that!

Shouldn’t those answers be written in Cyrillic?

Darn Russians. They are undermining our schools by putting the answers on the Internet.. https://www.mathpapa.com/algebra-calculator.html

Now that’s digging deep into the past.

And here I thought algebra was what mermaids wear.

At his sentencing in 1950, Alger Hiss said he had been the victim of

“forgery by typewriter.”

whoa! that’s going back a ways for a joke

Isn’t there an app for this?

You say geology, I say geometry yada yada

About 70 years late.

This doesn’t add up…

I don’t get it, I don’t get it, I don’t get it.

Be as condescending in your explanation as you like, but WTF is the punchline?

Your mission is to find X.

We should have tested the first bomb on Berlin, nuke for morbidity just to be sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

Anyone do the math to check for correctness?

Shouldn’t that document be in a pumpkin?

explain, please

Now, how many of us did the math in our heads to make sure it was correct? Please don’t tell me I am the only geek.