Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 20, 2019

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    M2MM  almost 6 years ago

    Cat’s are self-centred creatures, they are only interested in what we can do for them.

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    Gloria Fleming  almost 6 years ago

    you should check out Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn if you want cat plots!

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    And when they’re not thinking of food, they’re sleeping.

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    This anti-cat agenda is proof of Russian collusion!

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 6 years ago

    To a dog, you are a BFF. To a cat, you are staff.

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    My male (neutered) cat craves my attention all the time. I wonder if it would help to get another cat or would it make things worse?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Cats plot, dogs plod. (I just say that to stir things up a bit.)

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    A favorite comment from somebody: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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    cervelo  almost 6 years ago

    Cats are magnificent animals. I think that as far as their instinct and behaviour goes, they are as untamed as a domesticated animal can be. You want to know how a lion would behave in any given situation, observe your cat.

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    cissycox  almost 6 years ago

    There is a cat show that travels around the country that uses only rescue cats they have “trained” to do tricks. But from what I saw the cats pretty much do what they want. If they want the audience’s approval they will do the trick once, then several more times even though that part of the show is over. Some times one will sit with its back to the audience and watch itself on the big screen behind the show. And sometimes one or two will call it quits and wander into the audience. One really must be a cat lover to appreciate the show.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I have cats who simply ask for some of the food.

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    T_Lexi  almost 6 years ago

    They are wishing for opposable thumbs.

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    Jan C  almost 6 years ago

    Ain’t it the truth? I can just see the wheels turning in that tiny furry head.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    To be fair, plotting is a form of thinking.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    We do lots of things that cats could hardly comprehend. I imagine that before long, they stop trying to make sense of us. Much as we dismiss some of their typical behavior as sheer lunacy.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Frazz17 hrs ·

    The senior cat here at the Frazz Factory, Coach, was a terrific mouser back when we lived where we had the occasional mouse (which, given that we owned four cats*, it was a little astonishing we had any mice at all). And he was the king of taking his time. He didn’t exactly play with his food; he just carried it around all morning.

    At first I’d try to get the mouse from him so I could take its weakened self down to the park and release it so some other animal could eat it, but Coach was elusive, and who needs to waste the time? Coach wasn’t letting it go. I know this, because I’d give up and get busy with Frazz production and Coach would hang out behind me in the factory, sucking on his mouse like a furry, stickless Tootsie Pop. And we all know how you finish off a Tootsie Pop. Eventually I’d hear the crunch, and Coach would saunter out of the room and life would go back to normal for the both of us. Until the next mouse.____________*still do, but mostly different cats

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It’s a bit chilly tonight. I think it’s gonna be a 5 cat night.

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    adrianrune  almost 6 years ago

    My farming grandfather told me two things he learned about cats in his life. One – They’re working animals and belong in out buildings to control vermin, not pets to be brought into the house. Two – They taste like rabbit if you’re snow bound and run short of food.

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