Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 26, 2019

I agree with Dr. Rat’s diagnosis.

What a great discovery. Usually, a character in a comic strip must be brainless.

well, at least Pig didn’t go to the wizard of Oz; the man had only one brain to give and that was to a scarecrow

Yay! That means no CT scans, no sonograms, no X rays. Nothing there to worry about! And you will never get brain cancer!

It was a no-brainer.

Rat’s a brain doctor? In a pig’s ear.

This is why I prefer Dr Mario

To check Rat’s brain, one would need to examine inside his posterior.

At least Pig doesn’t have a “brain cloud”.

I guess that’s what they mean when they hit you with an, “In your ear!”

Pig you should of hit Rat with a brain fart ! … Croc Power !

I recently learned why I am a bad speller. It is in my blood. I am Type-O

RAT surely convinces anyone who listens, he’s the “brain”iac of the outfit. PIG, turns to pulled pork in all directions, not knowing what to think, the poor brainless guilable oinker. LOL

Anyone who would go to Rat for a head exam does INDEED need to have his/her/its head examined!

I’d like to order 20 copies of this strip to distribute among my colleagues.

So THAT’S what’s wrong with the “Precident”…

Oh course he doesn’t have a brain, remember when he lost his mind?https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2007/11/11

…there….there…..there

“Are you the doctor?” “No, I am not the … Yes, I am the doctor.” “My brain hurts!”

When ever I need a brain, I go to Brainardsville.

Creator: You’re crazier than me man!!

The Hubble telescope would be inadequate!

I think the punchline should have been: “Now I know why I argue with people online”.

Rat has no instrument to examine with…who is the one lacking the brain?

I went to a doctor to have my head examined, and he found nothing.

Problem Solved! Who needs Lucy and her Psychiatric Help stand?

I have the same problem. But, it’s nice being lightheaded all day.

Funny how nobody mentions how desperate and ignorant the left looks trying to pin something on Trump! If he is guilty of being as dumb as you all profess, he’s pretty smart to be able to avoid for 2 years and if he is not guilty of being dumb you all are going to look pretty stupid when he leaves office in 2024! Just saying.

I thought Pig was a bad speller because he flunked out of Hogwarts…

At least he’s not sitting on his Brain!

Five cents, please!

Pig – No brain.Rat – No heart.

That’s why Pig is the scarecrow and Rat is the tin man.

https://www.amazon.com/Lions-Tigers-Crocs-Oh-My/dp/0740761552

Sorry, Pig, but lack of exercise strikes you yet again:

https://scienceblog.com/506310/exercise-fasting-help-cells-shed-defective-proteins/

Average brain weights…

Pig: 180 grams

Rat: 2 grams

Rat’s typical behavior demostrates the impact of these brain size differences.

You go pig. I can see your brain from here!

Even some of us who are not “brain doctors” suspected as much in Pig’s case….

The echo was deafening!

I’m getting a Monty Python vibe from this.

“DOCTOR? DOCTOR? ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST? MY BRAIN HURTS!”

PIG! Do you remember your brain left you when you were watching American Idol and eating Cheese Poofs on 11/11, 2007?