A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, “A penny for your thoughts.”
The lad was a bit bashful, but he finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be if ye’d give me a wee bit of a kiss.”
So she did so. But the young Scot again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, “What are ye thinkin’ now?”
To which the lad replied, “Well, I was hopin’ ye hadn’t forgot the penny!”
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
It’s Sunday. And you know what that means.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Penny for your Thoughts
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, “A penny for your thoughts.”
The lad was a bit bashful, but he finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be if ye’d give me a wee bit of a kiss.”
So she did so. But the young Scot again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, “What are ye thinkin’ now?”
To which the lad replied, “Well, I was hopin’ ye hadn’t forgot the penny!”
Kid Covid over 2 years ago
A quick joke that I just thought of
A man recently killed a mail carrier. The man was later put on trial, found guilty, and put to death. It just goes to show: don’t shoot the messenger.