Shop note: extensive use of ancient Anglo-Saxon Incantations will supply sufficient heat to loosen the most stubborn connections. When surrounding atmosphere turns blue, throw away the 3-in-1 oil.
I used made-up words so that I didn’t curse in front of my wife or kids. 30 years later and they still tease me about it. And I still use my made-up words.
Kids, don’t hold something in one hand like that while trying to use the screwdriver in your other hand. You’ll end up with a screwdriver-sized hole in your palm.
They don’t teach the muttering. And they DON’T provide translations to anyone under 18. In fact for some terms, you have to be 90 and have signed permission slips from both parents!
stairsteppublishing over 5 years ago
These days, ‘workshop’ students know all of the words before kindergarten.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
So THAT’S what Yosemite Sam was saying all those years whenever he was outsmarted by Bugs Bunny!
monkeyhead over 5 years ago
My Grandfather would say “Dangnabit” when called for while in his workshop . What I wouldn’t give to hear him say it again.
micromos over 5 years ago
That’s what my wife sounds like when I am busy.
ajr58 over 5 years ago
“Not a finger!”
garysmigs over 5 years ago
It’s my little talks with Jesus…
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Shop note: extensive use of ancient Anglo-Saxon Incantations will supply sufficient heat to loosen the most stubborn connections. When surrounding atmosphere turns blue, throw away the 3-in-1 oil.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
I used made-up words so that I didn’t curse in front of my wife or kids. 30 years later and they still tease me about it. And I still use my made-up words.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Kids, don’t hold something in one hand like that while trying to use the screwdriver in your other hand. You’ll end up with a screwdriver-sized hole in your palm.
John W. Vinson Premium Member over 5 years ago
They don’t teach the muttering. And they DON’T provide translations to anyone under 18. In fact for some terms, you have to be 90 and have signed permission slips from both parents!
bakana over 5 years ago
You have to learn the Clenched Teeth dialect to even Begin to understand Workshop Mutter.
sbferg over 5 years ago
They’ll know exactly what he is saying when he puts that screwdriver through his hand.