heart: w...what's that, mom? mom: a turtle! heart: A turtle? Mom! I didn't want a turtle! mom: But it's an actual real live pet! heart: pet?! more like a dinosaur that dodged natural selection!
Pretty cool comments. I had an earth turtle and it was tough to create good consistent conditions for hibernation. So after five years or so we gave her to a specialist but she was cool. Hope she is still around.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
have fun, Heart
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Take care of it and it will take care of you in your old age!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Maybe so, Mom, but there isn’t much pleasure in petting it. Furry things who like to play are much better.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago
That makes it sound cooler than it actually is (although turtles are pretty cool pets).
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
So true, Heart. That’s part of their charm.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
sueb1863 over 5 years ago
Does it really solve the problem to give a child a pet she doesn’t want?
MyaApplesauce over 5 years ago
Dinosaurs were actually the direct decedent of birds.
barister over 5 years ago
Natural Selection… that term still makes me laugh.
MichaelHelwig over 5 years ago
If Heart doesn’t want the turtle, I see that as a red flag for the health of the pet.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Turtles were around when dinosaurs were the top dog.
whenlifewassimpler over 5 years ago
Nothing wrong with turtles Heart, they are good pets…I had many of them.
a swino over 5 years ago
Good enough for Rocky Balboa! And look how HE turned out.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Natural selection is anything but random.
Daeder over 5 years ago
I bet Heart is the first kid on her block to own a member of Congress.
alikgator over 5 years ago
Pretty cool comments. I had an earth turtle and it was tough to create good consistent conditions for hibernation. So after five years or so we gave her to a specialist but she was cool. Hope she is still around.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
What’s wrong, Heart? Is he not “turtley” enough for the Turtle Club? That’s a line from the most hilarious movie ever.