Pickles by Brian Crane for March 31, 2019

There is no laundry fairy either when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor.

I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe.

I want the dishwasher fairy to come to MY house! And the litter box cleaning fairy and the rug vacuuming fairy and the toilet cleaning fairy and floor mopping fairy…

Opal only cook for yourself … Lazy Earl might learn to help then ;-)

Earl has tons of bad advice to drag Nelson down.

Now I’ll never know what the monkey said…

As long as Opal doesn’t start believing in the dishwashing fairy you guys are fine!

If a dishwasher fairy came to my house, she (or he) would have to bring their own dishwasher.

No dishwasher fairy at our house (no dishwasher!)

It’s so not worth nagging about Opal. Unless you want the grass mowing fairy to stop showing up…

I have no problems with wahing dishes by hand… the best treatment for arthritic bones is warm to hot water to soak in. (Now, if I could just get my back to quit hurting while standing at the sink…)

dpnt forget thedusting and vacuum fairy!!

The farthest distance in my house is from the sink to the dishwasher, it must be a whole 11 inches!

Poor Nelson, getting the wrong signals….

This comic is insulting. I’m the dishwasher fairy and not a “she!”

Our dishwasher is only used if we have company. With just the two of us it’s faster to handwash. Generally, we can have the whole cleanup done in 10 minutes.

I don’t want any fairies at MY house (not that there’s anything WRONG with that)

Our Ladies Group made plastic canvas and ribbon book marks for all of the prayer books and hymnals in our church. One man was notorious for pulling out the bookmark and dropping it on the pew. When I asked him about it, he said the ribbons were never in the right places.

“Seriously, Herb? Do you think there’s team of hymnal pixies that come through every week?”

I wonder it that applies to the sock fairy too?

I think my cat saw those fairies come into my house….and killed them.

I hate doing dishes; why I can remember onetime when my wife was so sick I had to hold her up to the sink.

What timing, Earl says “and then the monkey said” and Opal speaks.

Love it Earl and so true, that’s why you guys always win. Some women, myself included can’t stand a mess.

Opal not coming anymore….now THERE’S a thought

I make it a habit to think three impossible things before breakfast.