Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 08, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It didn’t go any better over at Applebee’s.

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    RAGs  almost 6 years ago

    They’re just glad that they didn’t wear poison ivy.

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    Strob  almost 6 years ago

    Condemned to the Sizzler.

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    Strob  almost 6 years ago

    The Garden of Olive seems to contain no olives. And the all-you-can-eat bread was totally worth it.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    They must be headed for Mount Eden.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    I don’t give a fig.

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    Zev   almost 6 years ago

    I take it dressing is not included.

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    TXD2  almost 6 years ago

    I didn’t know The Garden of Olive allowed take outs w/their all-you-can-eat menu items… :)

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    backyardcowboy  almost 6 years ago

    Are those Olive leaves they’re wearing?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “By the sweat of thy brow shalt thou eat unlimited breadsticks.”

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    Olive Garden has decent enough food, but it’s not a place I go to for a leisurely dinner. They tend to rush you – good news if you are on a schedule. Their idea is how much profit can I make per table? This means turning over the crowd as quickly as possible.

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    russef  almost 6 years ago

    Husband and wife seeing fertility doctor. Desperately want a baby. Doctor tells them to relax. Don’t stress about. Go about you normal business and what the urge strikes you both try to concieve right then.Two months later the couple sees the doctor. Both are beaming. The wife is pregnant. We followed your advise doctor and it worked wonderfully. But we’ve been banned from Howard Johnsons for life.

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    garcoa  almost 6 years ago

    Never could figure out how to get the stem of the leaf to stick in my navel.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Pasta la vista, baby!

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    Sensei Le Roof  almost 6 years ago

    They should have known the place has a dress code.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    From their outfits, I guess they’ve already had the bottomless pasta.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 6 years ago

    Dine and dash?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “When we say ‘One trip through the salad bar,’ we mean it!”

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    Phydeux  almost 6 years ago

    They were caught noodling around?

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    J Quest  almost 6 years ago

    Define “unlimited”…

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    Olive Garden…No thank you.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Otherwise known as the banishment to Hell by the Italians and Greeks.

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    Petemejia77  almost 6 years ago

    Wish O.G.’s bread looked like that!

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 6 years ago

    So they were kicked out of Popeye’s girlfriend’s family’s garden. With all the breadsticks and salad they could eat. I guess they ate too much.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    This puts them in direct competition with Hooters.

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That’s about the actual size of the salads, too.

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