Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 16, 2019

Got so drunk that you couldn’t see them any more?

Relax a little, man, and drink your beer.

So let’s lift a glass and drink to the Old Sod. (Canadians might get that more than Americans.)

Never any there to begin with.

“I built a big, beautiful wall…and made the snakes pay for it!”

Just keep your hands off me Lucky Charms,,,they’re magically delicious.

Were there actually any snakes in Ireland or is this another religious story to explain a scientific issue no one understood at the time?

Snakes are always hissing in their pits….

Did you know St. Patrick wasn’t Irish? In fact, he was probably Welsh, kidnapped and sold as a slave in Ireland.

Now there are no m***** f****** snakes on the m***** f****** island!!

…and they all came to the U.S. and became cops

The snakes are back in charge there now.

Shouldn’t that beer be green

GREEN BEER

They only make it once a year

That’s alright by me

Don’t look too safe as far as I can tell

So only order three

Three became four, four became 10

Tell me what’s my name again

I’m Paddy , St Paddy of Ireland City Ireland