Pickles by Brian Crane for March 22, 2019

how is THAT supposed to cheer Opal up, Earl? (is there still such thing as butt-dialing when phones these days are touchscreen?)

Do they ever butt take pictures?

That explains why he can fall asleep watching one movie and wake up watching another on a different channel.

Opal has pockets in that dress ?

True story – we (well, hubby) once lost the remote for the MBr tv (don’t judge, I’m disabled and bedbound a lot). Anyway, we woke up a few nights later to the tv on blaring and the channel changing. Turned out it was at the end of the bed stuck in the covers and the footboard was pressing on the keys.

But-t. But-t But-t

I butt-watched the entire run of Charles In Charge.

Opal’s looking up as to say “Lord, why did I marry this man?”

If I sat on my remote it would be dust.

Did you ever get butt dialed? You answer and get these weird background noises!

Let Earl be your mentor, your guru, your guide, your world.

I still don’t understand why people sit on expensive and fragile devices.

I sat on my phone – was in my hip pocket – cracked the screen. Still works 3 years later.

Unless they overheard you bad-mouthing them, no big deal. My (ex)son-in-law butt dialed my daughter while sitting in his squad car talking explicitely to his partner about a pretty woman they were watching in a parking lot. Oh, and he’s now an excop too.

My dog “paw dials” my remote.

I’ve never stuck a cell phone in my back pocket, but even I did, it wouldn’t be possible to accidentally call anyone, because the phone needs to be unlocked before using.

I think most newer cell phones come with a blocking feature that makes it almost impossible to “butt dial”.

“How much proof do you need before you start to protect people? Are we going to go down the road of tobacco and asbestos and say, ’You’ve got to prove human harm before we take steps to protect people?’ I sure hope not," said Devra Davis, founder of the non-profit Environmental Health Trust, which focuses its advocacy efforts on cellphone radiation.

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Even the FCC, as antiquated as their so-called safety regulations truly are, recommends keeping cell phones away from one’s body, even when they aren’t in use.

I think they are laughing about themselves without judgement.

With Opal’s butt I would think the phone would be destroyed

Why do you put it where your sit? On the table.

Not sure where in the thread this goes, but, about 8 hours ago Mudd said,

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