Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 04, 2019

She believes in “accidental” shootings…

Well, considering that their relation started with a “bang” which led to a “shotgun” wedding, this seems apropos.

Only one way to leave this marriage – feet first!

Yes, she wouldn’t want to get divorced and burn in hell. Oh, wait. . . Never mind.

Why has Tinkerbell perched on the muzzle of her gat?

Actually, murder does align more closely with most religious teachings than divorce. I mean, just look around you, or just at India and Pakistan.

She was known as the “Marry Widow”.

As I scrolled down, that last inch really changed what I thought about this.

Odd coincidence – She is also his insurance agent!

She’s about to use her heater on him… No, her other heater!

Reminds me of Dixie Chicks “Goodbye Earl”

“…and neither did my last husband.”

I’m reminded of To Keep My Love Alive, the last song written by Rodgers and Hart, in which Morgan le Fay reels off the many creative ways she had to bump off each of her long series of husbands, rather than be stuck with any of them in a loveless marriage: https://youtu.be/tmXeT8cRM-A

One of my many cousins wife shot him for a similar reason.

It didn’t take but he was a careful husband the rest of his life.

I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.

Lorena Bobbitt’s new weapon of choice. (Man, is that gonna hurt.)

“and as the lights went out, he was finally sure that his wife was upset”…

Divorce Italian Style!

My cousin was murdered by her husband when she asked him for a divorce.

You don´t believe in divorce? It is your funeral.

S/b “Me NEITHER.” Regardless, I sent a copy to an old friend with husband problems. (Heh heh!)