Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2019

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.

    “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband.

    “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter.

    “Oh,” says the husband, “she’ll order for herself.”

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Never mind Blanch, as long as the Wiz is ’ale and ’earty!

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    still no competition for Bung.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 5 years ago

    Wow, that’s dangerous to say to the Wiz!

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    heathcliff2  over 5 years ago

    That’s what you get in a fancy restaurant.

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    ElGato  over 5 years ago

    The waiter is going to get zapped, by her not him.

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    brklnbern  over 5 years ago

    Atsa some joke.

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