Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2019

There’s one for “moot court” in law school! Was Yellow killed by choking, or by the actions of Red?

He went out with a bang.

“Ah…Ah…Ah…Ah…Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Ali—” BANG

Went and burst a blood vessel.

His soul must go to heaven already.

Unfortunately, All the King’s Horses & All the King’s Men couldn’t fix Yellow either. I mean, really, I hope they’re better at defending the King! :)

All that bragging about his CPR skills was just a bunch of hot air after all…

I hope is wasn’t his Pop.

For goodness sake, trim those fingernails.

Bruce: “I asked her if I could give her mouth-to-mouth, and she exploded on me!”

I don’t want to bust his bubble, but yes.

Balloon people. If they fart, they die!

Going to need a balloon angioplasty?

Well, my First Aid instructor said that if you’re not breaking ribs you’re not pushing hard enough. On the bright side, just sitting back and doing nothing would likely have “killed” him anyway.

Mark Parisi, your mind amazes me.

But if a balloon was breathing wouldn’t it be dying anyway.

G’Day, Bruce! Well, maybe not REAL good . . . . :)