Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 06, 2019

Jazz Paws!!! Too cute.

Is Buzzy Mouse the referee?♥

Tommy is so cute in his bee custom and his jazz hands.

Tommy’s got wings (and toe beans)! Buzzy mouse is in referee stripes. They’re ready to rumble!

Ooh! That tail flick from the Red Dot! So threatening!

I foresee a lot of Cat HAIR in the AIR!

Does anybody want a peanut?

Lupin SMACKS the championship belt, like he’ll smack CCW. Just you wait. Only one more day!!

Will be looking forward to it, Tommy. See you tomorrow!

I’m making popcorn now.

I foresee major action. Unless of course they all stop for a nap.

Who will commandah the veranda?

So now the mysterious dragon lady is rhyming in English.

We’re ready to go/so start the show/from ceiling above/ to floor below/Come on, guys, bring the woe!

It’s a pretty safe bet, Somebody will need a vet, When the rumbling is done, It’s time for a nap in the sun.

Ring the chime, it’s time to rhyme!

I tried to think of a clever rhyme, but I don’t have the time. It would take me all day, and I’ve no time to play.

If the deck is in a large enough sunbeam, this whole thing may come to naught but napping.

Yah right. they’all all eat a big meal and sleep through it.

Well if this isn’t a cute bunch of cats, I don’t know what is. The artwork and trash talk is priceless.

One more poem and I go home.

If he’s commissioner, is it Tommy’s job to administer the test for PEDs? If so, the real action is going to be before anyone sets paw in the ring.

Wait a minute, is Buzzy Mouse the referee?? He’s hardly unbiased!

Can’t wait!

16 hours until the next Heck on the Deck. Boa ready, popcorn makings ready, alarm set to get up and get a front row seat.

The fight is on until it’s done!

Float like a butterfly

Sting like a bee

Have some ham and bacon

Find a sunbeam and you’re home free!

Meanwhile Sophie is whipping up a batch of organic kibble scones to munch with her catnip tea as she watches “Vicatia” and “The Manners of Downcat Abbey” on Mouseterpiece Theater.

Gotta say, the ceiling cats have better costumes. I think our boys need to up their game.

Isn’t Puck the referee, assisted by Buzzy Mouse of course?

Puck’s costume reminds me of something Elton John might have worn in the ’70’s when Saturday Night was alright for fighting. Now the venue has moved to Sunday, but Pucky (and everyone else) still look cute.

I wonder if we’ll meet Louie the skunk again.

Menacing but subtle tail flick.

Ring the bell, and time will tell!

They’ll take naps, after the slaps!

No more propaganda, lets wrestle on the Veranda!

Someone’s gonna cry on the lanai!

It’’ll be an epic throttle ’till the “no-no” spray bottle!

Georgia – Thank You so much for this week. It brought back so many great memories of Saturday morning wrestling from back in the 1970s!

Quit hasslin’, start wrasslin’!

(improved edit to previous post)

“The fur’s gonna fly out on the lanai!”

Puck has the the referee in his pocket, er, paws! Is Puck the fight promoter?? Will there be any impropriety? 8^)

And Beatrix, flouncing around with the Round One etc cards!

What are "jazz paws’?

Did anybody notice buzzy wearing his robber mouse suit?

Yesterday, the contractor came by to fix the fence, and today is Berlioz’s first day back outside! He is going to be so happy!

Will there be a cameo appearance by Baba Mouse? 8^)

Buzzy Mouse’s referee outfit reminds me a bit of the garb The Alabama Chain Gang wore here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wspUpyBuR8E

Who else is gonna stay up to see Heck on the Deck first thing????

Pandora Update:

Yesterday I bought the mouse for Pandora, named it Dinner, took it home and stunned it. Then when I tried to feed it to Pandora in her feeding bin, she refused to eat it. It took several minutes to get her to strike (instead of the few seconds like usual) then she spit it out. She would crawl over it, but wouldn’t eat it. On Monday I’ll get her a new mouse and if she doesn’t eat it I’ll have to take her to the vet. I hope my vet treats snakes.

I did google it and the general consensus is that snakes usually refuse to eat due to stress. I really don’t see stress as being a problem. Then again, she is geriatric and may be nearing the end of her life. I think she is about 15 to 18 years old.

I would be more stressed to keep her than to give her up. Good luck to you both.

Of course Tabitha has the best rhymes. :)