Pickles by Brian Crane for April 10, 2019

“Strike that; reverse it”

back where we started

Oops, or was that on purpose?

Guess the “think before you speak” would apply here.

Being an honest critic can be difficult.

Earl: Discretion is the better form of valor!

Earl you just stepped in it ;-(

You were better off yesterday, Earl!

ooooo !!! you really did it this time Earl!!!!

Just seeing if Opal’s paying attention!

Oy! Earl didn’t want to chew his cabbage twice on this subject matter…..

Earl is so nice to Opal. Opal should take lessons.

Earl let me tell you a question.

Time to run, Earl. Fast, very fast.

D’oh!! Tell her your dyslexia just kicked in, then smile…and duck.

Good one! Got me at first, too.

Be afraid Earl, be very afraid….

Smash the painting over his head Opal…..then it will look better

And, to repeat a fitting but great quote, “It’s deja-vu all over again.” Please make us pancakes for breakfast.

It sounded like a compliment at first.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.— J. R. R. Tolkien

Geez, try to give someone a compliment and they find some flimsy flaw.

A compliment isn’t a compliment if you make the person saying it repeat what he said

It should be the other way around, as in: I have more clumsiness in just my little finger than most people have in their entire bodies.

Listen to what I mean, not what I say!