The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 20, 2019

But a lot more terrifying in Jurassic Park.

Careful. That might be Humpty Dumpty with the measles!

I thought Big Bird was a dude.

Those eggs could hunt YOU!

Big Bird always looks like he/she has one in the oven.

The challenge was carrying the basket.

I’ll take it “over, NOT EASY !”

Big Bird is a GIRL?

Waddle you do with those eggs?

How do you get them into a pot to hard boil?

Those eggs are disguised pods in a remake of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” and Big Bird is the alien in charge. Just saying.

Hope those aren’t Alien eggs.

Big Bird is a Moa, or perhaps the last of the Madagascar Elephant Birds.

Hard boiling those beauties tied up the Jacuzzi for days.

Except for the one hidden in Oscar’s garbage can… (BTW- very funny Mr. Hilburn!)

Big Bird is female? Now we know. You really couldn’t tell.

Well, BB is played by someone named Carol….

back click, bounced back to top, back click, bounced back to top…

over and forking over again…

Regardless of the size of the layer, eggs cannot get above a certain size without collapsing under their own weight. Hence why dinosaur eggs were so small relative to the size of the dinosaurs