Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 30, 2019

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    Uh, uhhh!

    Fool me once and all that…!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    It’ll cost you 1 bathmat and 1 headless ballerina music box …!

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    I’d like a dollar for every time I’ve heard that one.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When Froglandia News reporters get sacked, they spread fake news.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I am nobody’s fool. Now untie me!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    We must think like lamebrains to foil this plot.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    as a space captain, I am beaming with joy, and will beam Edward Scissorhands to your demise, and my intelligence officer Mr. Spork, or wait a a a make that Mr. Spock..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Was her devious plot to have me untie a traitor to Froglandia? Is that what you plan to reveal?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Joe “Don’t Call Me Joe” Alan Doty was right!

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    Teresa’s Devious Plot > Reality

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … untie?…

    … is that like the uncola?…

    … is this a trap?…

    … I’ve read too much on Facebook…

    … this sounds like a trap…

    …ok, but how do I untie you…

    … @#$%!…

    … it was a trap…

    … a Froglandia finger trap!…

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    So … what, you need jazz hands to explain it? Talk, you lamebrains!

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    Got a piece of news for ya: all Froglandians live in a fool’s paradise.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    You misspelled unite.

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Froglandia tadpoles, just throw them into the water.

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    jless  over 5 years ago

    She isn’t fooling me. I know she really is Olivia Jaimes. Although, I don’t know who is the dominant personality.

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Does anyone have the number for the Toad Licking Anonymous group?

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Wrapper rapper Devious T strikes again!

    Wrapper rapper, wrap

    They call her The Wrapper

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    6turtle9  over 5 years ago

    Uh-Oh, looks like a couple of escapees from the Froglandian Simulametion Reality matrix. The loss of power at the Fartgas Humorous Transmorgification Powerplant will be minimal, but the drop in dingleberry production will surely be a blow to morale at the Sequin & Glitter Consortium. Release the roller skating pigs! Get those power units back in their Tupperware pods so the maggots can fulfill their divine decree!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    OOOOO MYYYYYYY…Burlap dance … cut the chase to a bathroom pace … at this gunny sack race… up next the 3 legged running schizoid-case

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    INGSOC   over 5 years ago

    sacks of mints make them jump higher

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago
    Teresa’s t-bags with stings to tie you down.
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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Why should we take your word for it, sluggo? Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame has long been our trusted guiding light. You two tubers look like the last stage before the body bag is zipped up over your deadheads.

    In short, I would not untie you for all the Lame in Froglandia!

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    painedsmile  over 5 years ago

    The potato sack race is an all-year around event, but after a few weeks the potato sack is full of s—t. And the race stinks.

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Of course putting cats in the bags with them does not help.

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