Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Back in the the 80’s when every family had one landline, my family got a new number. I would give my friends the first 3 digits and tell them the last 4 digits were “10 years before the Battle of Hastings.”

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    yasskween  over 5 years ago

    Doesn’t rat make fun of goat all the time for reading?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    1861

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    He couldn’t let either Suri or Alexis, who have been eavesdropping on his conversations, answer the question?

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Reading Google on your phone still counts.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    If I fail 3 times, does it permanently lock me out?

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    I thought Rat hated reading.

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    feverjr Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Coffee is a diuretic, hope you have a mop Rat….

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    These people confuse me

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Rat, that’s a surefire way to get a lot of people pi$$ed off!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mission accomplished! Thanks, Rat. I’m smarter now.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “I’ll Google it. What’s the password to your WiFi?”

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    Don’t be upset if he goes around the back of the building and pisses near your dumpster. That’s what I would do. IF I were a man.

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    That Pastis thinks this joke works in a world of smartphones dates him.

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    josballard  over 5 years ago

    Rat could have used the War of 1812, but people would still get it wrong.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Mean while, cleanup in front of the dooooooooor…….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wait till he finds he needs a code to get out!

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    What’s really sad is that with so many people having “Smartphones” to look stuff like this up, they have actually become DUMBER about KNOWING things! I have to wonder how well a current High School Class would do on a world history test like I had to take back in the late 60s if they had NO access to their phones, or Google, or Siri, or ANY means of looking stuff like this up, but rather had to answer the questions based on WHAT THEY PERSONALLY KNOW!!

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    Sportymonk  over 5 years ago

    It would be more appropriate as the anniversary of the event is just days away, to use the when the Revolutionary War started. April 19, 1775. When Paul Revere, William Dawes, and others rode to worn the people that the British were coming – to arrest Adams and Hancock and to confiscate their guns and ammunition stored in the town. We the People stood firm against a tyrannical govt and thus occurred “The Shot Heard Round the World”.

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    dragonbite  over 5 years ago

    There are times this makes sense…

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    Solaricious Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Let’s see… Some might argue that the seeds of the Civil War were sown in 1819 with the Missouri Compromise… beep beep Huh, nope. Wait, wasn’t that 1820? beep beep No… Okay, certainly the 1850 Compromise. beep beep Dang! Dred Scott in 1857? beepbeep No? Oh! Of course, Lincoln’s election in 1860. beep (dribble) beeeeeeep (dribble). Oh, never mind…

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    Not any dumber than the Discus Captcha questions.

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    1776?

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    put in a binary keypad

    https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-three-keys-keyboard-binary-layout-121716851.html

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Whoops I misread that second panel as “dumbass”

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    steverinoCT  over 5 years ago

    My father’s zip code in South Philadelphia was 19148. I remember it still, as WWI: 1914-18.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    During the Civl War, most of the rebel land was south of the Potty-omic River.

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    Nobody_Important  over 5 years ago

    I can hardly believe I am agreeing with Rat on something. Then again, being someone who loves history it appeals to that part of my nature. With all the passwords we need to have for everything I usually use dates not only historical dates but also the birthdates of my goats – good like trying to figure those out! LOL

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    Kveldulf  over 5 years ago

    What colour was Washington’s white horse? What colour is a black mamba?

    Horse colours are registered at birth. No horse is born white; some horses born gray subsequently grow white. Hence they are registered as gray.

    Black mambas are very large, extremely aggressive poisonous snakes found in Africa. They are either slate gray or olive green in colour but get their name from the inside of their mouths — pitch black, meant as a warning.

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    WF11  over 5 years ago

    For once I support Rat!

    One time I was told that a 4-number numerical combination on a lock was one year after the year of the best Chevrolet ever made. I didn’t even need him to clarify, since I then knew he meant the combination was 1958.

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    whelan_jj  over 5 years ago

    Learned a short poem in elementary school:1861, the war begun …1864, the war was o’e’r,1865, Lincoln died.

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    Petemejia77  over 5 years ago

    So he doesn’t have a phone?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Use your smartphone to make up for your dumbness.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So google it on your phone

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    falcon_370f  over 5 years ago

    1861, that’s the year the civil war began.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    As a famous philosopher once said, those who fail to learn from history end up doing it in their pants!

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    TimeLordSoundwave  over 5 years ago

    Or just Google it.

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    Dippy  over 5 years ago

    “Hey Siri…”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Rat is a very effective teacher. Why bother with the barista thing instead?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 5 years ago

    DAMN. I USED to be a “Civil War Buff” before my head injury!!! Is it . . . 1860?!? . . . RATS! A year off; it was ‘61! I do not deserve my bachelors! D’X

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 5 years ago

    Well you’re only succeeding in incentivising googling.

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    dfrost1  over 4 years ago

    I would get it. 1861 or according to some I think 1860

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    PBS1!  almost 4 years ago

    This would be more realistic if the guy just pulled out his phone and Googled it.

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    Croco Larry alt  about 3 years ago

    1861, the code for my garage door! What a coincidance

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