Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 21, 2019

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    You just never learn, do you, Humpty? Someday, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men won’t be able to put you back together again!

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Now the king’s men will not be able to recognize him.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    He never learns not to sit on walls.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Run, Humpy. Before the Easter Bunny abducts you!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A tie-dye egg?

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Nice!! Can you do it again? A little slower.

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    He didn´t crack. This time.

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    Cloudchaser  over 5 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hippy!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Off the wall,

    Off the awning,

    Through the scaffolding,

    Off the tomato stand,

    Through the paint stand

    and into the castle!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oACRt-Qp-s

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    chienetfou  over 5 years ago

    He just got back from a Grateful Dead concert.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Happy Easter?

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    Prey  over 5 years ago

    Miserable egg, go and boil your …… well, all of you.

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    forsyth  over 5 years ago

    A walking talking egg? I think Bung is hitting the sauce a little early in the morning.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    a different version of egg roll?

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Save Humpty! Stop Trump’s Wall, so he won’t be able to fall.

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    Airbender  over 5 years ago

    Funny thing about Humpty Dumpty. Nowhere in the rhyme is he specifically referred to as an egg. We just assume he was.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

    Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

    Some other commentator pointed that out a few months back.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Happy Easter citizens of Id

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    At least he didn’t break. Happy Easter, all!

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    heathcliff2  over 5 years ago

    How could you? You ruined much art of the future.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Humpty: “To the readers, I’m an Easter Egg. To you, I’m an alcoholic hallucination!”

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    tinner2000  over 5 years ago

    Based on a true story.

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    noreenklose  over 5 years ago

    To ALL my friends here:

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And that was the inspiration for the M&Ms hard candy shell.

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