When I was a toddler, my mom drank upwards of 30 cups a day. She went to visit her parents with my brother (only a year older than me) and I, and fell ill immediately. She swore for the rest of her life that she thought she was going to die. It was 3 days before grandmama told her they’d switched to decaf.
You sure you want to go that route, Aunty? It’s a TERRIBLE vulnerability.
The good news is, not only have ‘they’ decided coffee is good for you, but ‘they’ have said you can drink 25 cups a day with no bad effects to your heart. Whoever ‘they’ are, I love ‘them’. I still never drink more than about 4 cups a day.
Aunty, you can have all the Maxwell House coffee you can handle, but you’re not getting my cold-pressed coffee! I don’t think you could handle the higher caffeine levels that’s behind its smoothness.
Baba27 over 5 years ago
How much can your bladder take?
pcolli over 5 years ago
Got some coffee liqueur.
Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Calm down on your coffee intake, Aunty. It reduces your time with your 5L boxed wine.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Can you start an IV?
sew-so over 5 years ago
When I was a toddler, my mom drank upwards of 30 cups a day. She went to visit her parents with my brother (only a year older than me) and I, and fell ill immediately. She swore for the rest of her life that she thought she was going to die. It was 3 days before grandmama told her they’d switched to decaf.
You sure you want to go that route, Aunty? It’s a TERRIBLE vulnerability.
karlykru Premium Member over 5 years ago
Does anyone really use coffee pots anymore? :-) Love Keurig and that freshly brewed and hot cup of coffee!
Perkycat over 5 years ago
The good news is, not only have ‘they’ decided coffee is good for you, but ‘they’ have said you can drink 25 cups a day with no bad effects to your heart. Whoever ‘they’ are, I love ‘them’. I still never drink more than about 4 cups a day.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 5 years ago
Aunty, you can have all the Maxwell House coffee you can handle, but you’re not getting my cold-pressed coffee! I don’t think you could handle the higher caffeine levels that’s behind its smoothness.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Words never spoken in a Starbucks.