Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2019

What I do not understand is why did not Killbot donate its organs or its usable parts? Maybe his arms, some circuit board or servo components.

Don’t forget baby Dot…

His soul Hollerith for a return to Armonk. People ridiculed him for being so attached to the past. He would tell them to kiss his EBCDIC.

His family will be cleaning up his estate.

If robots have souls that go to a better place, he’s just had the ultimate system upgrade.

Mothers don’t let your Roombas grow up to be killbots

He was a killbot, and yet was still “survived by his wife.” (Check out some YouTube videos about Alan King – comedian with a routine based around that premise.)

Little known fact…in the future I will buy a Roomba. It will interface with Skynet leading to the Destroy all (them filthy) Humans Terminator uprising.

ASCII to ASCII…good one!

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Finally, a kid who cleans up his room.

Arrr. Your mother was a snowblower!

I wish I had an army of killbots. Or, better yet, a platoon of fembots.

Time to go see V’ger.

The kid was a roomba? Sounds like Ms. Hoover’s been dallying with the cleaning equipment.

“And he never heard his kid’s touching first words as it was running around in circles, crashing into walls, never leaving its room (because there is a doorstep): EXTERMINATE!”

This may be the first BR where I’ve found panel 1 funnier than the final punchline.

Poor little Roomba.

(sniff, sniff)

He was killed as his wife yelled “Eureka!”…

Vacuum cleaner wife? That must have sucked.

ka-roomba