Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 26, 2019

Aw, don’t worry, Lupin. The scary donauts won’t hurt you!

Uh-oh! Elvis is about get jammed!♥

And on second glance, I now see a Beatrix paw handing Puck the note. Sneaky intern, she is!

Close encounters of the Donaut kind.

Who is Burt and why is Elvis asking if he should turn around? So confused….

I like the ones that have chocolate icing and custard filling. Yum!

All bugs are filled with goop.

That is an extremely jammy Baby. Bath time in 3…2…1…! And if Elvis turns around in time: blast-off! In an expanding cloud of POOF!

As I commented on the original, “Uh, Burt? I think a simpler, more effective message to Elvis would be, ‘Run!’ I know my first inclination when someone tells me to turn around is “No.” (And we know from the Cucumber Report that Elvis shares that trait).” (http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-man-brought-home-donuts/)

Oh my Cat! Run for your life, Elvis!

Am I weird? I don’t like donuts. Well, I might eat a sugared one, but that’s the extent of it. And, Krispy Kreams, yuk, they’re too sweet for me.

We went through the whole jelly/jam thing on Calvin and Hobbes just a few weeks ago.

Two Charts! One showing the essential nature of donuts, the other their origin.I’d love a full size version of the second one.

(And I love Elvis’ expression in panel three.)

Could someone help me understand “sugary brisket”?

Donauts! :D I can’t help but re-imagine the Star Wars cantina scene, filled with shifty looking alien donauts …

That was our Sunday morning breakfast when I was a kid. Alas, no more.

Boys, Doughnuts are not scary but filled with wonder. Unless they’re spelled with a ‘K’ and then the main wonder is why they kost so much.

Donuts are explorers from another world? Ancient astronaut theorists say YES!

For all of you who want to give up junk food : Donuts are some sort of big fat bugs filled with goop!

Now, thank Elvis for your diet plan.

Didn’t we see the donut creatures from outer space on Brewster Rockitt sometime ago?

Edible aliens are the only sort of likeable aliens, Elvis.

Friday, June 7 (1st Friday in June), is National Donut Day. Look for freebies and discounts at local donut shops

I do beg your pardon, viewers. I think I have to scream and poof now.

Of course Puck dives into the scientific and philosophical questions of the appearance of these goop-filled, insect space travelers.

Lupin can don his “space age mouser” suit to interview these intergalactic jelly goop aliens.

Donut turn back, Elvis!

Elvis – the Jelly Monster is behind you!

I bet the Boys would be meowing a different tune if the Man had brought home bacon covered donuts.

Love Elvis’s expression of disgust, and the tongue!

I love Elvis’ expression in the third panel! And the last panel is priceless, Elvis is soon to be jammed by the Boy, and we can imagine his reaction if he is given a bath.

Although every tooth in my mouth, and I still have them all, is a sweet tooth, not crazy about doughnuts. Although when I discovered Tim Horton’s in the Edmonton airport, I did find the chocolate cake ones quite delicious. Good thing Tim has not invaded Virginia!

My cat loves the cake kind of donut. I can’t eat one without his being right up in my face demanding bites. I think it must be eggs and butter. He loves frosting, too.

It looks like the Boy is going to give a ‘jam hug’ to Elvis. LOL!

I never met a donut I didn’t like. They are my favorite sweet- even plain ones, which are wonderful for dunking. On another subject, thank you to all who replied to my post yesterday. Hubby went back for a recheck this morning. The doctor he saw today said they should have put his arm in a sling to elevate it, so he has a sling now and looks like a genuine invalid. One puzzling thing- the doctor yesterday told him to put ice on it, but today’s doctor told him to soak it in warm Epsom salts. Seems like opposites to me, but hubby says warm feels better than cold so we’re going with that. He has to go back tomorrow. Wonder what instructions a third doctor will change.

Fun fact: cats can’t taste sweetness.

Elvis, what ever you do…Don’t – Look – Behind – You!

It’s gonna take days to lick all that jelly out of his fur! :D

If I had read this two hours ago, I would’ve gone out for donuts instead of cooking sausage patties.

At work we celebrate birthdays monthly with “fat free” donuts. Birthday donuts make all the guilt go away. We are not deluding ourselves, honest!

Elvis looks like he needs a hug

Off Topic: The boys are going to Tampa! I just saw a tweet from the Baldo creators about new comics in the Tampa Bay Times and they listed BCN as one of the newcomers. Congratulations on another expansion!

Elvis, the Donaught slimed your Baby, who you gonna call?

We moved a couple of years ago to be closer to family. Little did we know that we had moved to a donut desert. There are two donut shops in our town and both manage to produce something worse than supermarket bakeries. It’s a 15 minute drive, on the freeway, to the nearest true donut source.

Get ready for poof!

OT (sort of): Best lines

My aunt had a cat that loved cantaloupe. It was a very strange thing to see him swirling around and begging.

Agreed! Now pastries are another story. Give me a poppyseed pastry or a cherry or a cheese…well you get my point….

Oh, no! Is it — Vampire Toddler!?

I love plain, chocolate cake, powdered, jelly filled, Bavarian Creme, crumble. But from Entenmenns, or Dunkin. No Glazed or KK .

It’s a good thing cats don’t normally enjoy sweet things to eat or the People wouldn’t get any.

Some of you were asking what should go on a T-Shirt. I say,

Donuts are some sort of big fat bugs filled with goop!

should certainly be on a T-Shirt!

My mom worked at an office where they put out Krispy Kremes one Friday and she had about half of one and was sick all weekend. Said it was way too greasy. Same thing happened about a year later when they put out a K.K. table at my friend’s university commons. Came back to haunt her.

They are the $tarbucks of doughnuts as many here have said. (I actually like the way some $tarbucks tastes, just not what they do to my stomach.)

“No one’s jamming their transmission…”

As Homer Simpson would say:

“Doooooghhhhh – Nuts!!!”

… And the young one approaching has a ‘Zombie-look’ about him!! (But I don’t think he’s after brains! – That is, I THINK he isn’t!!)

Dunkin’ is proliferating around here, but Krispy Kreme is in most if not all supermarkets. Don’t care for KK at all, and stop by Duncan maybe once or twice a year, more for hot chocolate than “do-nots”. We do have some independent bakeries that do great doughnuts. None taste as good to me as the Sunbeam brand glazed from childhood, from the coal company store. These days when I indulge, it’s usually “little chocolate donuts” aka John Belushi’s SNL sketch. Not fancy but convenient…

So that’s what happened to the donut people from Brewster Rockit. Cliff didn’t eat them all, some escaped to earth only to be captured.

Anyone interested in seeing larger images of Elvis from yesterday’s “Bunny Filter” and more, check out the BCN Instagram page. Then scroll down to November 2018 to see Georgia with a cat face filter:)

https://www.instagram.com/breakingcatnews/

catmom1360, I’m not a huge fan, either. If I’m going to eat something sweet, I’d rather have ice cream, brownies, birthday cake with tons of frosting!