Pickles by Brian Crane for June 02, 2019

“If I didn’t repeat it back to you, I didn’t hear it.”

“If you didn’t repeat it back to me, you didn’t hear it.”

“Right. If I didn’t repeat it back to you, I didn’t hear it.”

Go with the flow, Earl!

Love Roscoe’s reactions…

I get that. Often my wife starts talking in a different room while I’m reading or listening to something (often with headphones on), and naturally assumes I heard it. Of course, I do usually say, “Are you talking to me?” rather than nod and say okay.

Write it on the calendar or put note on refrigerator :-)

I’ve found that nothing I say during soap opera time is remembered.

Yeah, I never listen either. Usually ‘cause I don’t care, but sometimes just because I’m doing something important like cleaning the wax out of my ears or checking the weather channel to make sure it’s still on the air.

Uh oh! Pearl is still disgruntled about Earl picking Opal….pay attention Earl! This is going to be interesting….

I wish you could click a big ol’ plus sign on here for when you know Brian is recording your household.

Happens when talking to men all the time.

It’s hard to separate the wheat from the chaff.. an old proverb that fits here

Tell me about it.

Male pattern deafness…

Let’s see….Pearl is 1, Clyde makes 2, you do the math

Like yeah!

I can’t, I have dental appointment and a colonoscopy after that that I’d much rather go to.

Eek! Run for your lives! He’s got the measles!! Bring back a Scientologist priest, maybe Tom Cruse.

It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

He’s not long for the dementia unit.