Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 10, 2019

that’s just plain scary

I have a question, was Wiz terrified by what he saw or just being dazzled?

I wish I hadn’t looked, too.

WHERE?! Scandinavianville, Minnesota?

It’s the warning beacon of Gondor! Gondor calls for aid! Assemble the army!

Wiz…. a Speedo???

Blinded by the White

It’s a Great White! “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

He’s doing his beach pose….lol

Calm down everyone. Give her 15 or 20 minutes in the sun and the glow will go infrared and we won’t see it again until next year.

Wiz: “Note to self: Create a tanning spell or buy a tanning bed for the house!”

The eyeworm that just WON’T go away…

“The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!”

The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

It’s a map of Minnesota. We had snow this week, and 80 degrees forecast for next week.

Yo Dude!, Like we saw a star, man.

hes like yikess!!

Sorry, I did not notice her as I was stunned by Wiz in a Speedo.

We are going on vacation to Florida next month and we have not had any weather which would allow me to get a base tan. Guess I will have to double up on the sunblock! We will all be wearing sunglasses, so the glare of white skin will not be quite so glaring.

After a day in the sun, her skin will match her bikini.

Cant unsee that

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter

Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here

Here comes the sun

Grrrr, Baby, double Grrrr!

Hence why I wear long pants at the gym…

The whales scrambles back to the sea.

“Not long enough.”

Must be from Scotland.

She blinded me with something more than science :)

Oh, for the good ol’ days when people at the beach were covered from shoulders to knees!

Put it on! Put it on! Put it all back on!

He looks as white as she does. But not sparkling white.

Serves you right (both of you). Why didn’t you listen to the guard in https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2019/05/07

Btw: “blanche” is French for “white” (female)