Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 14, 2019

I love Elvis in his reading glasses. So indignant and with so much cause!

Of course Elvis would submit his complaint in writing.

Well Elvis, if you hadn’t nailed her sister’s ankle when she came over to feed you…

How cute is that little Beatrix.

Elvis is in an important meeting, doing important paperwork.

Beatrix is ever the diligent and customer-facing intern. And Elvis has every right to be outraged! And always the dashing, distinctive-looking cat in his spectacles—squeeee!

Elvis will not stand for utter nonsense.

Most company deserves to be swiped at. But perhaps not the bookshop lady.

So Elvis reckons someone called ‘Georgia Dunn’ is insulting him? And gotta love Puck with the Elvis report.

Elvis is so sinister! No wonder the woman put him behind a locked door!

SPOILER ZONE

Is anyone else having trouble posting? I’ve been trying to reply to Gent’s comment for half an hour and can’t :(

Love how Georgia’s name is part of his written complaint to the woman.

Beloved Mega Orb!

May we ask the Boop Patrol to remember our cousin, Aaron? A cancerous polyp has been found in his colon (about an inch long). He’s the baby of our cousins, in his early 40’s, with a wife & young kids.

Thank you so much!!!

♥ Love, >^.,.^< and lalybarger ♥

Looks like poor Pucky was shut in the bedroom with Elvis! Or is that Elvis’ picture on the green screen behind him?

Stay tuned! Forget the snacks! Don’t touch that dial!

Love, >^.,.^<

“How dare you lay this indignity upon me!! Don’t you know I am master of all that I survey?!?”

Thinking of you today, piwismom, and wishing you the best.

OMC how is Elvis going to protect Beatrixfrom the stranger? It’s a cat security nightmare! And ohno I know that look , in panel one. I’ve see it before at the pet shelter. Beatrix ! You be careful !

Elvis is the protector against strangers.

I would never lock Yum Yum in a room when company is here!! She would yell the neighbourhood down!!! She does swipe at ankles sometimes but usually makes herself scarce. I don’t blame Elvis for being indignant at this treatment. After all, this is HIS house, and HIS woman out there with a strange person who could be potentially dangerous!

Slightly off topic, we are back from the cabin, where we had a wonderful, restful time with mother and father-in-law. It rained a lot, so we were mostly inside. I got some knitting done and started a new “cabin project”, a Diamond Dotz picture of a doe lying down in some bushes in winter. It’s fun to do, but very hard on the eyes.

They lock me in my bedroom when I swipe at company too. And I don’t like it either.

Unlike Elvis, I only swipe food.

We only lock up Ember and Maverick when we are expecting maintenance to come in, because they aren’t terribly diligent about closing the front door and Maverick is moderately curious about the outside world. Ember would probably hide under the Boy’s bed, but we prefer not to take the chance. She is just now, after almost two years, becoming bold enough to stop hiding in the closet when the lady who speaks gobbledygook (what humans call “Spanish”) comes to clean our apartment once a month.

Elvis in reading glasses is my favorite.

I forgot that among his superpowers, Elvis is a lefty.

Beatrix is an excellent Admin, covering for her boss like that.

Beatrix likes the new human.

Yes, how can you put your Special Boy in stir?

I would be honored to be swiped at by Elvis!!!

At least Elvis hasn’t knocked the door off the hinges. Yet.

Unlike (apparently Elvis, the feline overlords I’ve had over the years have always followed the “someone at the door, drop to the floor” philosophy.

I never had a cat who swiped at company but did have one, a big longhaired grey guy, who rubbed on a real estate agent’s leg several times then quickly slid up under her skirt. He got grabbed and sent to the bedroom until she was gone, too.

I wonder if Beatrix will become a bookstore cat?

Clearly, unless you are of the favored few, you should give up because when Elvis sees you he is going to swipe left.

Oh no! It’s a sternly worded letter! =)

Ha ha, gent!! Love the double entendre.