Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 17, 2019

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    joegee  over 5 years ago

    Owen does stand up? I never would have guessed. The ghost of Don Rickles?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Gary underestimated Owen’s abilities to capture the funny bone of the virus…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    There you go, Owen; get the enemy to come over to your side by inventing a third party foil. Works every time.

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    jvn  over 5 years ago

    Gary’s so fat, that when he goes camping, the bears hide their food.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Fat? Gary’s got a group insurance policy.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Fat? He was standing on the corner the other day, and the cops came by and told him to break it up.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    He stepped on the scale at Walmart and it said,“One at a time, please.”

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gary is so fat that even his fat has fats.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    Gary’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Gary is so fat he can’t go to the beach any more. It messes with the tides.

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    TurbosDad  over 5 years ago

    Gary’s so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phone book…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m thinking he is succeeding…

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    My favorite is: “He’s so fat that when he lounges around the house, he lounges around the house…”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Everyone makes fun of Gary. It’s so easy, it’s scary….

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