That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 08, 2019

Lady Gaga’s wardrobe team being told of last minute changes — as usual!

“Oh yes, we are having suuuch an exciting time. Is that beer cold enough yet? Never mind just bring us a round!”

“According to this proclamation I just received, y’all can get your own d*mn drinks from now on.”

I think Donald is probably up there with Cooter and Zeke.

“So much work with these dresses so that the girls of the vaudeville take them off in a few minutes.”

The ladies of the “house” working on their break-away gowns for tonight’s activities. The madam’s assistant is checking to see how many “French Letters” they think they will need.

“I used to sow, but now I sew, although most of my work is so-so. Did you catch the thread of that explanation or do I need to pin it down for you? Don’t just hem and haw about it, that tends to needle me.”

Try Zebediah.

Maybe a traditional royal name like Zog.

The girls got so caught up with their gossip that they forgot they were only knitting booties.

They shunned cross-eyed Karen when they learned she couldn’t mend straight.

Victorian era sweat shop

The scientists at the textile manufacturer felt no compunction to wear white lab coats, except, of course, when they had to work with those dreadful acid washed denims.

Is the Royal Baby a Billy or a Jeffy?

Prince Cooter has a nice ring to it.

“I know it’s a big mess. But there are people in the world living in jungles and caves right now. So stfu. Thank you.”

I’m hoping for a ginger with freckles and buck teeth,. Sinbad would be a righteous name.

“It says…‘Sew tab a to tab b’ but it doesn’t show me where tab b is. These Ikea dresses were a mistake from the start!”

No, Conchita, that is NOT mistletoe above your head!

Giggling, then whispers: She does look like a barber poll.

Albert David Phillip Arthur George.

I wonder if they are members of the Ankh-Morpork Seamstresses Guild? (Hem, hem).

I want to meet the parents who would name their kid “Cooter.” I wouldn’t know whether to shake their hand or punch them in the face.

Prince Albert in the can?

harry butt crack

“The Ladies Sewing Club will come to order! Is there any new business?” “No”

“Is there any old business?” “No”

“[sigh] back to the sewing, then”

I’m Sarah. I’ll be your waitstaff this afternoon. Our soup today, as it is everyday, is porridge. Our special dessert is once again, figgy pudding.

Beth looked pointedly at the clock, but Alice took no heed of the time and continued gossiping with the maid.

How about “Beaker”?

Dressmaker shop: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cason_del_Buen_Retiro-Pintura_Taller_de_Modistas_1878_Manuel_Garc%C3%ADa_Hispaleto.JPG 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.museodelprado.es/coleccion/artista/garcia-hispaleto-manuel/bd1add98-19b0-469f-a83e-7a83d6c3c991 

http://dbe.rah.es/biografias/49525/manuel-garcia-y-martinez 

both have Spanish info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL: 

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Garc%C3%ADa_Hispaleto 

(again Chrome can automatically translate any parts in Spanish). So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/07/21?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 13 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&! (My just added reply points to the URL containing much of what was in my comment).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2197 (May 7, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Royalty, does it validate eugenics?

Archie??? Seriously?

It looks we don’t have any winners this time.

How’s this for a long shot? “Archie Harry’s Son”.

Is Archie short for Archibald?

Actually got pretty close, it starts with an “A”!