Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 29, 2019

Sorry, bud. Too late to run now.

The new order is now the cat, the wife, the children and then you.

Done…. till dusted!

Where’s the prenup?

Worse than a bear trap!

He wasn’t expecting that, run.

If a man is alone in the woods and says something no woman can hear, is he still wrong?

After my divorce I started telling people that I was ‘open under new management.’

The proof is in the pudding ,guys, for time after time studies have shown married men are healthier, happier and live longer. And that the fact that we do not charge for our sage advice, shows the soundness of said oversight authority. And then we get snide put downs like these. We need to set up network for wives wherein when males err we’ll be right on hand. All for your betterment, guys;

Q. Why do men almost always die before their wives?A. Because they want to.

Is that Joe and Victoria ?

Calling it like it is – some times

Full disclosure would probably prevent most marriages, but where is the fun in that.

the bride has pretty smile

My wife and I have been married for 48 years. One of the secrets to success is that we don’t spend a lot of time together so we appreciate the time we have.

Man is never wrong, it’s all in the woman’s perception

Just remember, if you say something people don´t like or they don´t like you, it is THEIR problem, not yours.

I now pronounce you man and somewhat less likely to say, “Hey watch this!”

My life coach has been at it for 37 years, so I don’t know why I’m not perfect by now!?

Kind of reminds me of a scene from an old 3 Stooges movie where the guys get jobs as census takers. Moe comes to one door, knocks and when the man answers, wearing an apron and drying a dish, Moe asks: “Pardon me Sir, I’m from the Census. Are you married, or happy?”

A screeching voice from inside the house yells “HENRY!!” and a plate flies out, nails Moe, and he goes down the stairs. He sits up, shakes his head, marks the census form and says; “Yes, he’s married!”

Anyone know if Wiley has ever been married? A quick Google search reveals nothing.

yes

Being married was the best thing that ever happened to me. It sort of puzzles me that so many guys see chains, where I saw partnership and joy. Maybe it’s a choice between selfishness and pride, and loving a wife more than yourself?

Should have been more careful. Did they not tell him the " I do" was the last decision he ever gets to make?

Are they Catholic ?

The misogyny is thick here today. Rather sad…pathetic, really.

shouldn’t that be funding source and oversight authority

Very linear…

I’ve posted this before but it fits once again. From the Notorious Cherry Bombs (Rodney Crowell, members of the Hot Band – they backup Emmylou Harris, and Vince Gill)… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

Sounds like there’s trouble in paradise.

I love all the comments on this one! For me: I don’t have a problem with my marriage. I wear the pants in this family! (My wife tells me so!) Love you Mrs!

Geez…such an easy question. OF COURSE, the man is wrong. The man is ALWAYS wrong. And the woman is always right. There, Dear, does that satisfy you?

What happened to the lady that Denae’s dad liked? [can’t think of her name :-( ]

It is hard for a man to believe he is not perfect when his Mom has told him all his life he is perfect and no woman is good enough for him. P.S. He is not perfect at all.

A few years of good behavior produces benevolent management. Plus all the other fine benefits.

Just ask any married woman, the answer will be a resounding “Oh, hell yes!”