Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 05, 2019

Put the lime in the coconut, and drink it all up.

Sometimes you taste like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

What can Arlo do to get that bad taste out of his mouth?

What is she, Arlo? A Mounds bar? ;-)

The Cocoa butter stuff is even worse.

Remember when we used “suntan oil?” When did it become “lotion?” Was that when the SPF stuff started?

Arlo, m’ man! You know how to treat her like a queen. ;o)

She’ll have raccoon eyes if she keeps the shades on.

My favorite was always Joy To The World

Its: “You put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up.” Spelling is everything.

When fragrance overrules flavor.

Also, Raspberry facial mask does NOT taste like raspberries! {{XP

I bought some coconut flavoring. My beloved liked it enough she used it just to make her skin smell better.

Whatever makes her happy.

I always spent as much time as I could at the pool/beach/whatever-body-of-water was handy, but no more; I was driven away by the stench of coconut – one of the vilest substances known to Man.

After she gets her tan she’ll be kvetching about her “leathery” skin.

I love the smell of Coppertone oil

Are you new at this?

Oh Janis

Silly Janice, being white isn’t a bad thing.

All I can think of is the song “put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!……” Love the song…….

That cabana boy isn’t going to get a tip without his shirt tied up to mid-chest and making comments like that!

♬Nibblin’ on her nose♬

♬Watchin’ her turn rose♬

♬She’s liein’ there all covered in oil♬ — Apologies to Jimmy Buffett