B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 04, 2019

Okay.

Panels 1&2: “Driverless Vehicle” invented.

Panel 3: Well if you’d stop “playing dead,” maybe the buzzard wouldn’t “eye you.”

Forgot to duck didn’t you Thor.

“WARNING: Amateur off-road drivers should remain on marked trails at all times”

…shoulda kept moving…

All our agents are currently busy. Please stay on the line. Your carcass will be delivered in the order it arrived.

“Patience, schmatienze, I’m gonna go kill something.”

nothing else matters, as long as something that was alive before is dead now.

then they can put their L.L. Bean boots on the decimated carcass and claim victory

(screaming U.S.A. , U.S.A is optional)

I think the vulture is waiting for the sky burial.

Yikes. I hate it when the menu includes me. I’m a scuba diver. I know that look.

Kill switch like on treadmills?

Oh, that?! The vulture is part of the “keep the community clean” effort.

Don’t play dead with a vulture.

A patient vulture.