Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 13, 2019

The Wiley bears didn’t see it as something else.

For the Wiley bears this is like humans at a seafood restaurant, you go up to the tank and pick your lobster.

Russia sends its love.

Ungentle Ben is back, and this time it’s personal!!!

The Wiley Bear fans will be ecstatic.

There must be something very very wrong indeed to have a Non posted THIS late…………..by the way, Wiley, I’m the proud owner of your first book (Dead Lawyers and okay, I can’t recall, being a Non Sequiter, some dang things), so I’ve always been one of your biggest fans. So please feel free to ignore me (god knows I do…………..) But where are the Nons of yesteryear?

“Alright! Which one of you is Yogi, and where’s my damn BASKET! None of that “Boo-boo did it” crap either!"

I love the one bear peeking through the door.

And who might cause that bear market apocalypse ?

Remember, it is not necessary to outrun the bear. Just outrun one other person running from the bear.

And they’re SSSOOOOO CUUUTE!!!!!!!!

Wiley Bears™ are always in the market for fresh blood…

SL won the cup

I can’t bear it.

In case the bears feast on you… can i have your millions? Please, pretty please!

Take the young one, the old one is full of lard and you need to watch your cholesterol.

Is it a meat market?

Sharing this with my planner.

On the plus side, salmon futures are trading through the roof.

Looks like the bears have found the piggly wiggly.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!!

That’s no bull.

I read about a town in Canada that mandated all doors have lever-type handles. Later revised to exclude exterior doors…

Ironically, back in the real world, my state is debating having a hunting season on bears, as it’s considered that there are enough to be a serious nuisance. I’ve only had one encounter with a bear myself; I stayed in my car until it made up its mind that it was safe to finish crossing my road. They have supposedly been seen by neighbors out back where I live, which I believe but can’t confirm.

I’d pick a different forum if I seriously wanted to debate the pros and cons, the rights and the wrongs. But although I wouldn’t want to face a bear one and one and unarmed, collectively, we humans are a lot more dangerous to bears, and to each other.

What’s with this strip and bears??

Actually, this is pretty much spot on, literally AND figuratively.

Now that market’s just a load of Bull !!

Looks to me like the meals might be safe if they didn’t try to leave. At least they have some of the essentials, food and drink. Can’t say much for the company, though.

Just flip the " closed " sign- THEN you will be safe !!!! lol

And some people are worried about a zombie apocalypse.

If there is a bear market apocalypse we can just shorten it to Trumpocalypse.

Just so long as we’re not arming them, Alright?!

The net result would be pretty much the same. A temporary loss of a few financial analysts.

If those two drinkers are some of the guys who are fighting for the right to further foul-up the Earth, they should step outside to be greeted appropriately by a few of their victims.

Uh oh, Bearmaggedeon.

Now I thought brokers LIKED bear markets!

Due to Climate Change, the Forests no longer keep the Wiley Bears adequately fed.

So, like other animals, they are migrating into the Cities to do their hunting.

And, they’ve developed an instinct for hunting the sort of people who no one will miss after they have been eaten.

Stockbrokers, lawyers, used car salesmen …

Would you like a beer with your meal? Nothing worse than a drunk Wiley Bear!

My money manager tells me that things are (and this is a quote) “… still looking remarkably good, considering this administration’s efforts to turn the economy around.” But I’m still smelling bear breath around the next corner. We shall see.

I think the bears would be better off “dining” at the nearest buffet.

Sometimes you get the bears. And sometimes the bears get you!

“Hello, barkeep. I’d like something properly marinated. The guy at the end has had 12 doubles already? He should be nice and tender by now!”