Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2019

Sure it is… until a bee manages to sneak in and can’t get back out.

I think Daffy Duck is inside that tin can.

Swallow a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in the morning before going to work and the gnats will stay away. Mixing it into a glass of orange juice makes it easier to consume

And… Here come the Fire Ants!

One always gets in and then how do you scratch?

Sir, you’re starting to smell like an overcooked chicken

If the horse flies get any worse around here, I’m going to need a suit of armor just to walk the dog!

O-k either he has a long nose or he is an anthropomorphic bird

I used to live in the south, still do in a way, but its much nicer here in San Diego, no bugs. The only pesky things are the tourists. They arrest you here if you use a fly swatter on them.

What about yellow jackets? I got stung a couple of time in the back of my neck Monday evening and had a bad reaction that still isn’t over.

The mosquitoes here are Honey Badgers – they don’t care what you do or wear.

Besides, hook up a little thermoelectric cooler and you’re all set.

Wow, he must have a bigger beak than Rodney.

Ever worn real armor on a hot day? That buzzing in your helmet isn’t your head …

Wild gnats can be bothersome.