Answers the one question not found in the original story: who was the lucky soul chosen to change the litter boxes? Appears the ocean was a dump for something long before plastic.
Actually, in the Bible, Noah invited anyone who wanted to come, but no one believed his story about God wiping out life via a flood so no one but Noah and his family were rescued. In the above scenario, Noah really would have taken him because humanity was “on the list.”
Sorry folks, the story of Noah and the ark is a myth. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough to hold all of the insects, let alone the dinosaurs. This is one for the myth busters.
The guy on the bottom,should be Drumpf.He is the stable genius.Give him a shovel,also telling him which end to use.Hasn’t done an honest days work,in his life ;(
As a matter of fact, Henry VIII had a Groom of the Close Stool, which one would think was the kingdom’s most undesirable job. It was actually a highly sought after position, because while you were attending to the king’s rear, you also had his ear, and could discuss matters politic and make a pitch for your own pet project. Then, too, privacy then was not what we think of as privacy now. The Chamber of Easement seated over 30 people, and hung out over the Thames river.
I gotta idea. Let’s eliminate all nations, all national boundaries, everyone treat each other like brothers and sisters, consider everyone else as more important than ourselves, check arrogance and ego at the door, stop the wars and crime and hatred and just help one another.
Nah… why would we do that? Then what would we have to poke fun of?
Bill Cosby had a comedy album about Noah When he complained to God about who was going to clean up all that mess God’s response was “Noah, how long can you tread water?”
In Genesis 6.19 it says, And of all that lives, of all flesh, you shall take two of each into the ark … Yeah, that is what most remember.
Then in Genesis 7.1 – 7.2:Of every clean animal you shall take seven pairs, males and their mates, and of every animal that is not clean, two, a male and its mate; of the birds of the sky also, seven pairs, male and female, to keep seed alive upon all the earth.
So which is it? I guess it depends on which source was used to write Genesis. There were at least four sources.
When I was a Custodian, (Building Maintenance Engineer, Janitor, “W. A. L.L.E.” = Waste Allotment Load Lifter Engineer” (From the movie W.A.L.L.E.) I was both very appreciated , despised, disrespected, Otherwise I was personally very satisfied with my job performance, I am now retired after 22+years on the job
Those who serve the greater good should be treated as family. Meanwhile, I will continue to treat family as family even though some do not serve the greater good.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Someone has to clean up the S**t and it’s not going to be Noah.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
Most important crew member.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
So long as he works cheap but builds up resentment against that, no one in true power will complain.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
The devil is in the details …..as is the shovel.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
And bring your alien tools. It’s an asylum in there.
KenTheCoffinDweller over 5 years ago
Well if he does not get on then Noah or one of his family will have to do the cleanup job. So yeah he is going to let the man get on.
PICTO over 5 years ago
I thought it was a “couples only” cruise…
in.amongst over 5 years ago
Lucky fella – got it maid!
Aussie Down Under over 5 years ago
Did the Ark include kangaroos or platypus ? Makes you wonder !!
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Answers the one question not found in the original story: who was the lucky soul chosen to change the litter boxes? Appears the ocean was a dump for something long before plastic.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
If you own the car, you make the rules. Gas, grass or as. No one rides for free.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Actually, in the Bible, Noah invited anyone who wanted to come, but no one believed his story about God wiping out life via a flood so no one but Noah and his family were rescued. In the above scenario, Noah really would have taken him because humanity was “on the list.”
Kurtass Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sorry folks, the story of Noah and the ark is a myth. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough to hold all of the insects, let alone the dinosaurs. This is one for the myth busters.
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
Well, poo… Ain’t fables and fairy tales fun??
Linguist over 5 years ago
It’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it …
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
The guy on the bottom,should be Drumpf.He is the stable genius.Give him a shovel,also telling him which end to use.Hasn’t done an honest days work,in his life ;(
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
As a matter of fact, Henry VIII had a Groom of the Close Stool, which one would think was the kingdom’s most undesirable job. It was actually a highly sought after position, because while you were attending to the king’s rear, you also had his ear, and could discuss matters politic and make a pitch for your own pet project. Then, too, privacy then was not what we think of as privacy now. The Chamber of Easement seated over 30 people, and hung out over the Thames river.
Snoots over 5 years ago
I gotta idea. Let’s eliminate all nations, all national boundaries, everyone treat each other like brothers and sisters, consider everyone else as more important than ourselves, check arrogance and ego at the door, stop the wars and crime and hatred and just help one another.
Nah… why would we do that? Then what would we have to poke fun of?
ChazNCenTex over 5 years ago
Bill Cosby had a comedy album about Noah When he complained to God about who was going to clean up all that mess God’s response was “Noah, how long can you tread water?”
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I thought there was a requirement for two.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 5 years ago
I was family for 25 yrs cleaning up after kids. Animals would of been easier.
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
In Genesis 6.19 it says, And of all that lives, of all flesh, you shall take two of each into the ark … Yeah, that is what most remember.
Then in Genesis 7.1 – 7.2:Of every clean animal you shall take seven pairs, males and their mates, and of every animal that is not clean, two, a male and its mate; of the birds of the sky also, seven pairs, male and female, to keep seed alive upon all the earth.
So which is it? I guess it depends on which source was used to write Genesis. There were at least four sources.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Whew! I thought this would elicit comments about illegal aliens…
sufamelico over 5 years ago
When I was a Custodian, (Building Maintenance Engineer, Janitor, “W. A. L.L.E.” = Waste Allotment Load Lifter Engineer” (From the movie W.A.L.L.E.) I was both very appreciated , despised, disrespected, Otherwise I was personally very satisfied with my job performance, I am now retired after 22+years on the job
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Those who serve the greater good should be treated as family. Meanwhile, I will continue to treat family as family even though some do not serve the greater good.
bakana over 5 years ago
He’s going to need a Bigger Bucket.
That one only holds enough for One Elephant’s “output”.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
If he doesn’t get on, who’s going to clean the stalls? Of course Noah lets him on!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago
With all the rain we’ve had around here, the animals are lining up 2 by 2.