The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 01, 2019

I live in the Northeast and can confirm that folks do say “wicked awesome”… alot….and with a wicked accent to boot ;-)

Kill the lunchkins. They have no idea what a real sandwich is.

They’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of Oz…

And, the Cowardly Cat. MEEEOWWW!

The Casino Champion, the Wizard of Odds!

Just connectig the DOT’S !

Dorothy misses Kansas. Toe-Toe misses the rains down in Africa.

The very last word in magic, the Izzard of Oz.

Wish he would drop these -not funny

Hahahahaha….good 1’s

Yeah, somehow the “Wikked Awesome Witch of the Northeast” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

Don’t forget the witch’ Army of Twinkies.

And her flying Monkees. “Take laaast train to Oz-ville, and I’ll meet you at the station…”

Deleted scene…monkeys riding on green oztriches.

“The salamander behind the curtain” -The Lizard of Oz

Now that’s a horse of a different color.

War protestor Anti M.

As Prince Charles says, “If I only had a reign…”

I thought AOC was the Wicked Witch of the Northeast.

Do not take the yellow snow road.

The Chaircrow: Always sitting down.

Didn’t George Hamilton read for the part of The Tan Man?

If it would’ve come out today, they’d have vetoed the tin man character as being racist. An actor shouldn’t use silver-face to portray a real tin man.

Later Dorthy moves herself, Aunt Em and Uncle Henry to Oz before the bank forecloses on their failing farm during the Great Depression. Toto can talk too!

Protip: if the scarcrow asks “Wanna know how I got these scars?” Run!

Where is the “Rainbow Connection”?