Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2019

Give it a try, Pig. I bet it tastes divine.

If he ordered angel hair pasta why was he given spaghetti?

Sir, don’t you realize how difficult it is to get Michel Angel-o to come at a moment’s notice?

Angel, watch your mouth! The Big Man does not tolerate such words in His celestial domain!

Only one Angel hair ? Do you realize how lucky you are ?

Just don’t order the hog bristle pasta.

When Rat goes to an Italian restaurant, he orders the antiPastis.

Be thankful he didn’t order the angel food cake.

But do have some melon balls!

No extra charge ! Tis the little something extra we put into all of our food ! ……… Croc Power !

Uh, oh Pig. You’d better wing it out of there!

Could be worse…imagine if it had been the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

The Capelli d’angelo are one of my favorites type of pasta.

Shhh,Pig,not so loud,or everyone will want one,with ingrate parmesan on top.

“In certain desperate and trying circumstances, profanity offers a relief denied even to prayer.” Mark Twain.

For heaven’s sake Pig, wing it and get the halo out of there.

ZOT !!! BACON!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!! lol

If Pig shows displeasure, would that be anti-pasta?

It’ll all wind up okay.

Rat would order the Vermincelli. But who gets sued if you order the Tortellini?

Be aware of the devils food cake and deviled eggs.

Angel’s hair, sure, but I’d complain too. It looks kinda ‘short and curly’…euww.

Lmao! Good one Stephan! PIG was alert today…..he rose to the occasion…..sort of…..lol

Long angle hair ain’t bad but if you find the short curly’s you know you are in for a treat.

Hey, at least it’s a long, straight hair…

Dumb!

Is it Aziraphale’s?

At least it’s not just a waitress named Angel.

Sheesh. At least it isn’t cat hair.

Pig clearly misunderstood!

And since Angel Hair is my favorite pasta for home cooking, I may have to be more watchful for real angels hanging around and shedding….

Cussing angels my kind of being!

Punch him in the throat Pig!

I shudder to think what you’d get if you ordered angel food cake.