Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 06, 2019

And straight, no chaser.

He should still be there at least until next Tuesday.

Of course you know it’s SLOE not slow.

What do the other Deadly Sins drink?

aaaaaaaaand keeeeeeeeep thhhhhhhhhhem coooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Love the expression on each face.

I bet he is a blast during “happy hour”

Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash! Guess his muscle car must have gotten impounded. Or maybe by the time he gets to the parking lot he’ll be stone cold sober.

Business sure is sloe today.

You don’t ever want to say “fizz” to a sloth, because he will hear “fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” and then start piling up the “z’s”……..

Make it a double, bartender. I’ve had a tough day working at the DMV.