In 25 years of trucking,one of the nastiest loads I ever hauled was chicken parts to a cat food plant…it was years ago and I can still remember the smell
To market to cats all they would have to say is “Smells raunchy! Tastes great!” or “Claws open. No can opener or human required.” Even just “Canned mice” would probably do.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
Cats have notoriously little spending money. Or reading skills.
Alondra over 5 years ago
You mean it doesn’t stink to high heaven? What brand is it?
1504jarvis over 5 years ago
True. Cats and dogs generally have humans do their shopping for them.
dumpeagle over 5 years ago
In 25 years of trucking,one of the nastiest loads I ever hauled was chicken parts to a cat food plant…it was years ago and I can still remember the smell
Sisu60 over 5 years ago
Arlo open up a can and partake with the word "Bistro"can’t be all that bad
MRBLUESKY529 over 5 years ago
Cat owners? No. Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
Well…. I’ve said it before…. so, I won’t repeat myself.
well-i-never over 5 years ago
Luddy is giving us the “duh!” look.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tuna surprise?
Tyge over 5 years ago
I really don’t believe cats think food comes in a can. Else they would bring you one as a “present.”
DDrazen over 5 years ago
You ever see a cat in the supermarket checkout line?
david_42 over 5 years ago
Bird-in-nest smoothy
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
Cats are discerning, dogs not so much. If a dog won’t eat it, you know it’s incredibly bad.
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
Fish says “bubble-up, bubble-up”, cat says “Open that can. Meow, meow, open that can.” Cat says “Open that can.”
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Until they get opposable thumbs…
CynthiaLeigh over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t want to go to that bistro!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Everybody goes after the ones with disposable income rather than the ones with no say. (Further proof that money is speech.)
It’s almost enough to make a cat seek employment… not quite, but ALMOST.
yipp_eeee over 5 years ago
To market to cats all they would have to say is “Smells raunchy! Tastes great!” or “Claws open. No can opener or human required.” Even just “Canned mice” would probably do.
Bugbert over 5 years ago
Label cat food cans with names such as:
Meat
Filly Mignon
Sweepings
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 5 years ago
My step-father co-authored an article on the dangers of putting MSG in baby food to make the taste palatable to parents.
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
There was a time that cat food in a can was a staple in the diet of the destitute and homeless…….
jwel Premium Member over 5 years ago
Have Fancy Feast attorneys contacted you yet?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago
“And the cat said ‘Open that can’”…song by Cindy Mangsen and Steve Gillette…don’t know if they wrote it….Love Luddy’s eyeroll.