Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 13, 2019

Take that man to a Phish concert, and he’ll spend all the money on faux hipster swag.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone make that joke before.

That adage makes a lot more sense with the proper spelling.

DON’T CLICK ON LINKS IN EMAILS!!!! EVER!!!!

Give a man a fish blah, blah, blah

Teach a man to fish blah, blah, blah

Kick him out of the boat and you won’t have to listen to his whiny arse anymore.

Pam, you’re being uncharacteristically stupid today, soliciting a mansplanation to a question with an obvious answer.

Give man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for the rest of his life.

But remember, the Phisher can only catch Sucker Fish… ☺

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

—Terry Pratchett

“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish… and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.” — Ron Swanson

So much bait out there for phishies who want something for nothing.

But Toada, the way you talk that’s not!

Or teach him to be a socialist and he can accomplish the same things.

Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he won’t stop until all fish are gone.