Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 02, 2019

I know I’m laughing.

Duke, think of the merchandising.

Honey did most of the work, she should get star status.

Fred Astaire was short, and mostly bald. Cole Porter was short and mostly bald. When they announced there was going to be a Cole Porter biopic Astarie went to lobby for the job.

Porter told Fred that they were getting Cary Grant to play him in the movie.

‘But you don’t look anything like Cary Grant!’

‘And after this movie comes out, people will think that I did!’

“I love the smell of snow in the morning. It smells like ratings.” Robert Duvall as Ambassador Duck.

You can duck now, but it’s no use, Duke!

We already knew he was a quack…

Good for Honey! She deserves it!

It serves him right. Way to go, Honey. And Duke dares not make a stink over it as all will know what a scam it was.

WTD?!?!?!?

I’ve never been able to figure out how Duck — Duke — always manages to keep that cigarette holder balanced on his lip with his mouth open.

Cher always had the funniest lines on the Sonny and Cher show.

It gives new meaning to the expression ‘duck and cover’.

You asked for this, Duke.

The worm turned, and it was funny.

“With a special cameo appearance by Richard Harris as the Ambassador’s long-lost brother, the Duck of Death.”

Robert Duvall is not exactly known for side-splitting comedy. Now, Rodney Dangerfield or Ted Knight would have been excellent as Duck.

Put it on my bill,said the Duck to the prostitute ;|

Quackster Duke….

Honey is MUCH smarter than she looks.

Robert Duvall? It’s a good likeness. Though Hunter S. Thompson (were he still alive) would be best.

Starring Daffy Duck as Ambassador Duck.

Robert Duvall would make a great Duke.

Cher wouldn’t be allowed to play someone Chinese nowadays.