Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 10, 2019

If only they had weather apps installed in their brooms…

They made it this long without ever looking up at the sky first?

Nice three-point landing!

Yeah, it’s best not to ask, Wiz.

As fatal weaknesses go, this one really stinks.

A witch should never be without an umbrella.

Witchful thinking.

So don’t ask and just grab some free brooms!

Witches need rain suits.

Superman needs lead foil underwear.

Green Lantern needs something that can manipulate yellow for him.

Remember what Dorothy did? Water is their demise…..well at least you have 3 brooms….maybe Broom Hilda would take one…..

Bunch’a sticks in the mud.

Before taking flight all air traffic should check with the weather along their intended route, it prevents the flight crew from “landing” with excessive speed and improves the odds of a landing you can walk away from.

Lol

DANG!!!! The brooms shorted out.

It should be hot, if they are flying west for the summer.

Broom-henge?

Id must be next to Oz.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.

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Witches of ID, “Gone with the Rain”. New movie who, will star in it?

Holy Wizard of OZ!

Witches Be Loco!