Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 10, 2019

Is *that what the kids are callin’ it these days???

THAT got his attention, lol.

With that answer, Arlo couldn’t get his phone out fast enough. I think she practiced that response before coming in.

Pretentious? Moi?

That was mean and sneaky. I have to remember to use that one.

There are advantages to having a partner who doesn’t read the funnies.

Me thinks Janis is pranking him.

I block anyone who would spell “forget” as “4get” (shudder) when there are still plenty of characters left in the SMS message.

Afternoon sex is NOT what Janis texted for. Now she is just messing with him, because he does not read his texts.

It was, “Check your oil?” when I was young.

She does some kinky stuff when she rotates her tires???

Uhm…couldn’t Janis make the appointment?

Puts a whole new meaning to bias ply.

Hey. This is a repeat from several years ago.

A kind of snarky way to get your husband to read your texts, Janis. But, as one can see, it worked.

You mean to tell me that he’s too lazy to rotate his own tires? I can do mine in about 20 minutes or less.

“Psych!”

I’d sure like to rotate her tires. Nudge, nudge.

Devious, Janis.

Ha, made you look.

Why did she put Moi at the end? Did she sign her text? I never put my name in a text.

“Baby come here and rotate my tires” just doesn’t have the right ring to it. But then again Arlo is always up for a double entendre.

The old “Bait and Switch” gambit….

This is getting toooo mundane. Bye, all y’all.

One way to get Arlo to not put off her e-mails.

Sometimes Janis can be such a tease.