B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 31, 2019

Well, you ASKED for it, guy!

Still working.

Well, at least she’s superior at throwing.

Spare wheel in her trunk and now she has none.

“Oh dear. My wheel threw a wheel!”

I scare my wife,

she scares me

That’s a form of balance

for all to see

This would be a good time to invent the rear view mirror.

THAT is the LAST woman you need to “insult.”

That was road rage when it really was road rage..

Sudden impact in 3…2…1!

Her road rage seems about like her regular rage.

And THERE it is!

Uh, oh he’s about to get road-rolled!

It’s ancestor of the old lady in the discount tire commercial.

I have to admire the level of sleaze in the insult.

Inferior driver, superior discus.

Her road rage; his big mouth.

Stone Age road rage! ;o)

Never, EVER mess with Fat Broad. It just isn’t survivable.

Look! He just invented Road Kill…

The worst driver I ever knew was my Aunt Kathleen; timid om the city streets, a demon on the highway. The best driver I know is my older sister Mary, who drove a forklift in a warehouse with narrow aisles for over 10 years.

You messed with the wrong lady Thor, never piss off Fat Broad.

The invention of “Hit and Run”

Goad Rage.

Since there were no roads in B.C. times, how does one get “road rage”?

Oh oh, she had a relapse.

Clearly she has more work to do.

Not road rage; justified homicide. Certainly not blameworthy, perhaps even meritorious. And I’m a guy.

I hope she tries out for the discus (or javelin) in the Olympics. GOLD

And this helps women how?

The one I really loved was…"I think i’m going through the “change”, I’m irritable, cranky, and mad all the time"“hmmm…when does the “change” kick in here?"SMASH!