So, Vitamin is now the owner? That’s interesting. I remember that someone here was saying that he didn’t own it, but now it seems that he does. I wonder who actually got the final say in choosing him for the starring role.
Don’t worry yourself, Vitamin: I’m sure that the theater, which you literally own, felt absolutely free to make a decision as to whether to cast you in the role you so transparently and desperately want based entirely on artistic criteria. If you don’t believe me, believe the adoring, much younger woman you knocked up!
1- SUGAR DADDY: You’ve made me so happy darling. BARBER POLE: And you I Sugar Daddy. 2- SUGAR DADDY: Speaking of ‘daddy’, where’s our child and is he truly “our” child? BARBER POLE: I can truthfully answer “I don’t know” to both questions Sugar Daddy. SUGAR DADDY: You charm me with your forthright honesty darling. BARBER POLE: Your money and I were meant to be together always. And me and you too of course. You know, for another couple months give or take. Now run over there and don’t take care…
AnyFace over 5 years ago
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
Good morning™, theatre patrons!
So, Vitamin is now the owner? That’s interesting. I remember that someone here was saying that he didn’t own it, but now it seems that he does. I wonder who actually got the final say in choosing him for the starring role.
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Good morning™, theatre owners !
Nothing like “buying” your part. After all this mushy I am looking for a shot to ring out !
Gent over 5 years ago
Okay, okay, let’s get on with the story shall we?
furnoir over 5 years ago
nice to see the ol’ guy so happy
Knightman Premium Member over 5 years ago
How droll!!!
Ib12us over 5 years ago
Talk about hams.
Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago
How does one maintain impartiality if one owns the place? That has to affect anyone who’s conducting the auditions.
kantuck-nadie over 5 years ago
Aw, this is so sweet! (sorry) :)
scpandich over 5 years ago
Didn’t Kandi used to have white hair with red highlights?
David Rickard Premium Member over 5 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Don’t worry yourself, Vitamin: I’m sure that the theater, which you literally own, felt absolutely free to make a decision as to whether to cast you in the role you so transparently and desperately want based entirely on artistic criteria. If you don’t believe me, believe the adoring, much younger woman you knocked up!
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- SUGAR DADDY: You’ve made me so happy darling. BARBER POLE: And you I Sugar Daddy. 2- SUGAR DADDY: Speaking of ‘daddy’, where’s our child and is he truly “our” child? BARBER POLE: I can truthfully answer “I don’t know” to both questions Sugar Daddy. SUGAR DADDY: You charm me with your forthright honesty darling. BARBER POLE: Your money and I were meant to be together always. And me and you too of course. You know, for another couple months give or take. Now run over there and don’t take care…
BreathlessMahoney77 over 5 years ago
Why do I have the feeling Vitamin is being set up like a bowling pin?
avenger09 over 5 years ago
It’s ridiculous that I was singled out Yet Again for post deletion. Nothing I said was improper.
Oh, I remember, it’s just a random removal.
I’m starting to wonder if I’m being discriminated against.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Whoa! The veteran thespian owns the venue! However honest it may have been in fact, in people’s minds the casting will always be tainted….
So, go out there and give a royal performance, Vitamin! Break a leg!
Kandikane, run tape!