Herman by Jim Unger for August 01, 2019

“Ok. Would you bring me some scissors?”

That’ll stick to your ribs.

Looks like an ad for probiotics,

Funny.

The best stuff is at the bottom…er top.

That recipe didn’t pan out.

Better than scrape what you want off the wall

Ewwwww! I just lost my appetite! Have any cannoli?

After it has been boiling in the pot all day, you slice a chunk out of the middle.

Haven’t had it do that since I learned to make it in the microwave.

But I have to warn you, the stuff near the top (botttom of the pan) is a bit burnt and crunchy!

Watch out for the meatballs, drop them and the ricochet all around the room.

Reminds me of the Spaghetti we had last week. We still have most of the Pasta left in the Fridge. Well I think It is Pasta,a Big Lump of Something Stuck Together in the container. I am gonna leave it alone for now. If It hasn’t Moved or Crawled out of the container by this week end I’ll get my Sheath Knife (To Defend Myself with if IT does Move.) and attempt to Dispose of IT.

I think that a little past el dente.

When I was a tour guide on the double Decker buses in NYC. In the summer time when we passed outdoor dining I told the people that the diners were eating in the way that my good friend had created. His name is Al Fresco. No applause, just throw cash.