Herman by Jim Unger for August 02, 2019

Another whining customer! Sheesh!

So I made a little mistake. What are you barking about ?

Go throw that in the garbage can of someone you hate and see if the garbage men refuse to pick it up.

“See the tree, how big it’s grown

But friend it hasn’t been too long

It wasn’t big

I laughed at her and she got mad,

The first day that she planted it

Was just a twig"

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro

Now, he will bring you a tee.

Ooooolong?

At least the restaurant tries to be accommodating.

But it’s a lemon tree.

Whenever I order hot tea with the meal, it’s the one part that usually has to be requested a second time. I put that down to the amount of noise in the average eatery. The word tea just doesn’t echo.

Finally an explanation for the treeless New Forest in the UK, you can’t see the forest for the tea.

If you’re not frond of the service why don’t you leaf?

At least give the waiter points for presenting a tea tree..