Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2020
March 23, 2020
March 25, 2020
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Our restaurants are all closed.
So, I’m living on Cheetos, Snickers and Jack Daniels.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Let’s see, beef, chicken, pork or mystery meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, guacamole, corn tortilla or flour tortilla, cheese and maybe something made of onions and peppers. Not 5, but close enough.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Eww! Old People smell! Can’t stand it (even though I am one—an Old People).
Truth in taco citation!
Modernism isn’t over until The New Criterion says so….