Close to Home by John McPherson for July 29, 2019

Let’s see. Red jacket, light skin, no moustache, no appreciable beard, terrible taste in head coverings….

I saw him on an episode of Law and Order.

Oh right! Just because he’s wearing a mask, he must be the perp….That is sooo profiling!

I’ve actually seen this silliness. More than once on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, when he was doing his usual Monday night headline routine, there’d be a picture in a newspaper someone sent in that would show almost this exact image and ask if anyone could identify him.

Well there you go. An eye witness and a positive ID. What are the cops waiting for? Go arrest him. Or her. Or somebody that could possibly look like that, in a mask like that, who seems to be loitering in the neighborhood where it happened.

I recognize him from Dick Tracy….. That is Onion Head!

I think I’ve seen that guy in Chicago…

It’s the eyes, guys.

Yay! Bleeb is back from vacay

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb says better arrest him fast, before his wife kills him for ruining another pair of her fishnet pantyhose!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Well we thank you for your cooperation and help Ma’am, you have really helped to narrowed down the possible suspects for us.

Well, makes sense she knows, after all she is an EYE witness.

Actually, she recognized her pantyhose.