Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 18, 2019

Do Ikea meatballs contain horse?

The latest discovery was made by the Swedish furniture giant IKEA. Inspectors in the Czech Republic said Monday they found traces of horse meat in frozen meatballs made in Sweden for the furniture maker.

IKEA is closing the only factory in America….wonder who’s ikea that was?

No allen wrench?

“gave”?

There’s a bin of spare parts for these?

Always better to make things from scratch.

Good thing it was only a dream, Horace…! You would make quite a mess if you actually tried to make them because of your inclination to horse around…!

…an allen lunch

Horace eats meat?

And, he, himself, had to assemble his plate of food..

No tools in the package? I mean rifle etc.

This can’t be an Ikea recipe since I can pronounce the ingredients.

and a poorly drawn recipe with no words. The onion was too small and the potato was oddly shaped.

And a metric Allen wrench that doesn’t go to anything.

Some assembly required. Allow two hours, depending on which farm animals are included.