Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 09, 2019

Your going for a high scoring game.

Five holes ? That’s all ?

We all have stretches like that, kid.

At least Charlie Brown’s playing better than Tiger Woods has been recently.

Don’t worry CB … a couple of Albatrosses will negate all those bogeys.

Life is like a game of golf. I don’t know how to play golf.

Had to look up “bogeyed”, it means not being up to par

It’s those sand traps and water hazards you have to avoid!

My dad is nowadays in assisted living since Christmas 2018 and doesn’t play golf anymore.

Now I’ve got the Colonel Bogey march running through my head.

That’s some bridge from golf to Colonel Bogey.

Look at the bright side, CB. They could’ve been double-bogeys!

Even a bogey is a score.

Dad got it wrong.

Life IS golf.

Hahaha Golf humor. I don’t get it.

Even a bad golfer can get par at the 19th Hole.

Now if you sight a bogey on your RADAR scope light them up and open fire upon command.

Right there with you, CB…

We can’t all be Kim Jong-Il and get 11 holes in one.

I played golf once with a friend who thought he was pretty good. I scored 126 point while he only got 63. He must have felt really humiliated after being beaten by a complete newbie like that. He’s never asked me to play golf with him since.

Bogey golf is better than most can do.

I totally understand. People are always flipping me the birdie.

That’s “about par for the course.”