“I’m sorry to stare, but I can’t seem to turn away”.
She’s not exactly in your orbit. Getting involved with her would be a hot mass.
“There is a tide in the affairs of man…”
She’ll never commit. She’ll just keep circling around and disappear every month.
Worst acne ever.
I would keep away, moon, I have a severe human infection.
Newton called gravity “attraction at a distance.”
Ummm I don’t know either….maybe it’s my magnetism?
“Stop mooning me, you perv!”
Can you feel it? ba, Ba, BA… Ba DAAA! (Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, buuuuum!)
Watch out. I’ve heard she’s a little looney…
She doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
The gravity of the situation is slowly coming to her.
Dave, cute! But they need little smiley faces. :-)
I advise that they maintain their distance…
She will not let you see her “dark” side until you commit.
well, she is a mother
Just realized she’s bi-polar…
I first read it as “…worldly attracted…” :-)
Well if that’s the kind of date you gravitate to…
But she’s attracted to the sun.
Mother Earth meets Selene.
They are actually going through a slow separation. The moon is moving away from the earth at a rate of about 1/4" per year.
There appears to be a mutual attraction
Mother Earth and the Man in the moon.
He’s the world to her.
November 25, 2017
poore.ronnie almost 5 years ago
“I’m sorry to stare, but I can’t seem to turn away”.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
She’s not exactly in your orbit. Getting involved with her would be a hot mass.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
“There is a tide in the affairs of man…”
Differentname almost 5 years ago
She’ll never commit. She’ll just keep circling around and disappear every month.
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Worst acne ever.
Prey almost 5 years ago
I would keep away, moon, I have a severe human infection.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Newton called gravity “attraction at a distance.”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ummm I don’t know either….maybe it’s my magnetism?
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
“Stop mooning me, you perv!”
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Can you feel it? ba, Ba, BA… Ba DAAA! (Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, buuuuum!)
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Watch out. I’ve heard she’s a little looney…
tbubble almost 5 years ago
She doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
The gravity of the situation is slowly coming to her.
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dave, cute! But they need little smiley faces. :-)
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
I advise that they maintain their distance…
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
She will not let you see her “dark” side until you commit.
dwpbike almost 5 years ago
well, she is a mother
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just realized she’s bi-polar…
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I first read it as “…worldly attracted…” :-)
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Well if that’s the kind of date you gravitate to…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
But she’s attracted to the sun.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Mother Earth meets Selene.
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
They are actually going through a slow separation. The moon is moving away from the earth at a rate of about 1/4" per year.
1967Falcon almost 5 years ago
There appears to be a mutual attraction
Not Again almost 5 years ago
Mother Earth and the Man in the moon.
Dillithamir almost 5 years ago
He’s the world to her.